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Reasons Why I Love…the Chicago Blackhawks #2.

Hello, all. Sorry it’s been a while…I’ve been working like crazy over break! Luckily I was able to watch the Caps game tonight, which we won! Fehr scored on a tip in with under a minute to go in the third to give us the lead. My throat still hurts from screaming.  Also, Mike Green got his 200th career assist and 300th career point! Way to go Greenie! I’m glad to see he’s doing much better.  In other news, I could do without Erskine on our team.

BACK TO THE TOPIC! I was looking at my Caps Canine calendar (lol alliteration. I’m a nerd)., which reminded me of some Tumblr posts I saw of Jonathan Toews rolling around on a couch with a pitbull (I died), did some investigating, and found that the Hawks did a puppy calendar of their own. So without further ado, here’s a couple of my favorite pics from this adorable photoshoot. [[Edit: I just read that this is an all pitbull calendar with the Hawks, which benefits Bryan Bickell and his wife’s foundation that promotes pitbull awareness! Too cute! I’ll link the article at the end.


Aww, Benny is just too cute!


Now this right here is the key to my heart. Puppies and hockey players?!?! What more could a girl want!


That dog looks so happy to be chillin with Duncan Keith.

And now…my favorite… (:


This is the cutest freakin thing I’ve ever seen ever.  I’m quite the fan of shirtless Toews, but playful puppy wrestler Toews? He takes the cake.


I’ve said it 1000 times in this article and probably 100000 times overall on FTLOH, but I can’t help it… It’s just TOO CUTE (:

Well, that’s all for now! If you want to read the snippet from the USA Today article/see the pic of Bicks and his pup that I left out, here’s the link! >> http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/chicago-blackhawks-2014-puppy-calendar/  Also, the adorable Toews puppy pics are credited to the lovely blog, hockeyplayerswithpets.tumblr.com! I suggest you check it out, it’s a super cute blog! Hope you all enjoyed! Have a great night!


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Tazer Tuesday #4.

TAAAAAAAAZER TUESDAY! YAY! I’m so excited for this one, and I’m sure a lot of you are too.  I have a couple videos and a few pictures, hopefully it all works, bear with me. Videos first? Videos first.


This is just a brief snippet from Canadian Tire of Jonathan talking and there’s some clips of him doing some things and taking pictures and it’s cute. He’s cute.


This beautiful video has more than just Toews, so I’m sorry, but I love it. I love Cabbie. I love Alex Ovechkin. I love that the joke that Cabbie is a Staal is still ongoing.  Ovi’s hair is so gray omg. JORDAN EBERLE IS ADORBS.  Ovi takes selfies omg and he like nuzzles into Cabbie I cannot with this man. Jonathan, what is that selfie face? Stop. Please stop.  All the selfies are too cute I love hockey players. I just babbled for a paragraph, you can skip that, unless you didn’t, than thanks for reading, but DEFINITELY WATCH THAT VID IT’S CUTE

Mkay I have some pics from a magazine he was in a few months ago, just three, and then I’m off to mingle with my fam because I think that’s what you’re supposed to do around the holidays I just want to look at picture of Jonathan but oh well.


So this is Splash magazine, I assume it’s from Chicago, and this beautiful captain graced the cover in March. He’s the cutest.


HE’S ALSO REALLY HOT UNBUTTONING HIS SHIRT IN THE SHOWER STALL (I typed Staal the first time and almost left it) DEAR JOHN (see what I did there?) I DIE



And in case that wasn’t enough for ya we got JT unbuttoning his shirt partially tucked in outside the shower. Send help.

Well that’s all I can do for ya today. Hope you enjoyed your Tazer Tuesday, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays!

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Hello. I come in peace. With Jonathan Toews. YAY JONNY ❤ Now that the Olympics are over I have no one to fangirl over. So, Jonathan Toews it is? I’m sure you won’t mind…

This is old and I may or may not have posted it in the past but I saw it and it was quite beautiful so I had to. Yeah. The next few are new ones though…I am sure of it (;

HELLO, SEXUAL. Someone has been hitting the gym this offseason. And look at the hair. But now back to the guns. Hot damn Jonathan. I need to move on before I kill my computer with my drool…

*Sobs because of perfect Canadian man* He’s just so flkajakgkad. It’s really not fair. Oh by the by the lovely Chicago Blackhawks are playing IN DC this season. You know who will be there…me of course. College ain’t gonna stop me from seeing my boo thang (:

And finally a pic from the Hawks convention which was a week or two ago. I have to say I’m LOVING the long hair. Tazer rocks it. But then again he could be bald and I’d probably still think he’s hot. Right? Right.

Anyways, I just felt like sharing some of this beaut with you. The next post you can expect some Gabriel Landeskog. Oh yeah. Have a wonderful evening!

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Happy Tuesday!

Or, Valentines Day. Whatever significance today has to you, happy day. I feel like talking briefly, but then I’ll probably post pictures and videos because I can do that. (:

Caps, get yo shit together. Blackhawks, get yo shit together. That is all. Oh and Caps, make some trades and stuff, yes? OH MY GOD THOUGH I HAVE TO EXPRESS HOW SHOCKED I WAS WHEN SCHULTZ SCORED. That’s good, ups his trade value (;

Yeah, that’s enough chit chat.


So I have one video for you.


Click the link! Jordan Eberle, Taylor Hall, the Nuge, and Cabbie in “Puppy Love”. It’s adorable. Well, I have a date with NHL Network, so, au revoir!

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Some Things Never Change…

Sorry for the lack of posting. I’m sick yet again. Surprise surprise. And while normally when I’m sick I blog more often and find cute videos and such and make two posts a day, however this cold/flu/really shitty illness virus thing that my whole family has had and probably 3/4 of the school makes me quite tired and lazy, and I don’t really feel like doing much of anything. But I had a need to check my crappy fantasy hockey stats and whatnot so I thought I’d throw something together to please you hockey fans. And here we go…

Guess what guys? MIKE GREEN IS INJURED AGAIN. Really Mike. Really now. He worries me. Will he ever play a full season again? Are the Washington Capitals getting tired of all these shenanigans and having to call up younger players who don’t have as much NHL exposure, and seeking to dispose of him? I hope not, and then again I do. He’s a good player when he’s well, however, he’s been injured in some way or another for far too long. I don’t really know what the organization is going to do about that. For some reason, though, the Capitals have called up Tomas Kundratek from Hershey, who was acquired in the offseason I believe. He shoots right like Mike, and is a little bit of an offensive defenseman. I’m curious as to why he was called up and not someone like…Patrick McNeill? He’s a young guy that’s doing pretty swell this season. But whatever it’s not up to me…and besides, Tomas Kundratek is quite the looker.

Ahh-dorable (: He’s probably a smidge older looking than from when this was taken but whatever. He’s a cutie.

Speaking of cuties, Nicklas Backstrom didn’t play in either of the Caps last two games for precautionary reasons. I really hope he is okay and it’s nothing more than them being careful. Because we need him. Back-to-back 5-2 losses? No bueno.

I hate when I have good ideas of things to say in posts or clips and pictures to include in posts but then I forget. I feel like I had so much more to say.

Oh! The Penguins have lost five in a row and are our next opponent. And they lost even more guys. Well actually I think just one in Jordan Staal. The other day I heard James Neal had some problems or whatever but today I heard he played. Didn’t make much of a difference…they still lost. So they’re without Crosby, Letang, and Staal. Must be tough. They’ve still got Malkin though, and that’s something.

Also, it’s JCar’s birthday for another…39 or so minutes. From when I typed this of course. Happy 22nd Birthday, old man! He said on twitter he spent most of his birthday with his mommy and Mathieu Perreault. He and Perry seem to be best buds lately…moreso than with Alzner, or Beags. Must be the single life, since Beags is married (I can’t believe it either! He’s so young and so adorable) and Alzner is engaged. All of his buds are leaving him. It’s okay Carly. I’ll never leave you…….haha sike you’re my favorite Cap to pick on of course I’d leave you (:

And now, because I don’t know what else I have to say, I shall give you a mini picture spam and then drift off into a wonderful slumber…hopefully.

Braden Holtby has been tweeting a little more recently, which of course makes me happy. He tweeted this picture with “Sabu” And Olie when they were practicing for the Outdoor Classic, which they unfortunately lost. But Braden was pretty good! He was making amazing saves and such and I just miss him so much. The next time I go to practice, I should trip one of the goalies. Naw, I wouldn’t do that…I think…

Viktor Stalberg is a babe. End of story.

Like, really? This is such perfection I can’t even explain. Seriously is there some rulebook that says all Swedish-born hockey players have to be ridiculously attractive and make you raise your standards for real people? Because that’s what he’s doing to me. Him, and of course…

 Lars Nicklas Backstrom, who frustrates me with his beauty on a daily basis. Look at those fucking arms! He’s such a male model it’s…wow. Sigh.

And finally…

This is pretty self-explanatory.

Well kids, I’m off. My medicine is finally catching up to me. Hopefully the Caps can win tomorrow! Au revoir lovelies (:

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I Have Something You’ll Be Interested In…

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT JONATHAN TOEWS! That I found off Tumblr and freaked over for various reasons so I figured you’d like to know some random…things about him because we all love him oh so much! And then perhaps a picture spam followed by a brief paragraph about the Caps or whatever. Yay Tazer facts lets begin!

  • His favorite food is seafood. ((which is my least favorite but perhaps I could change for him (; ))
  • His favorite dessert is cheesecake!
  • He drives a Mercedes CL63 AMG, which is a really nice car. I approve.
  • His favorite band is Our Lady Peace, which is a Canadian band. But I know from some Blackhawks magazine thing he also likes Kanye and Jay-Z and stuff.
  • His favorite movie is The Social Network.
  • Favorite TV show is Family Guy and Stewie is his favorite cartoon character.
  • He’s never been on vacation. WHAT! I don’t…how do you not…no vacation? We should fix that (;
  • After he signed his NHL contract he bought a truck.
  • He wishes he could surf. I wish he could too…damn, he’d be looking sexy surfing (:
  • Last song he bought was Mr. Rager by Kid Cudi. I laugh picturing Tazer listening to this. He’s probably cruising in his Mercedes bopping along. Like…he said the last concert he went to was Jay-Z and Kanye! I can’t see him there! I just can’t.
  • First thing he does when he wakes up is try to get out of bed. Haaaaa, I know the feeling.
  • Favorite cereal is Lucky Charms.
  • If he wasn’t in the NHL he’d play pro tennis or golf.
  • He wants to be a roadie for The Rolling Stones.
  • His dream red carpet date(s) are Minka Kelly and Taylor Cole. This made me happy because they’re both brunettes and I’m a brunette muahahahha that’s why he was checking me out at practice in March (: Minka Kelly is really pretty, but Taylor Cole? Meh. He could do better.
  • He plays COD on XBox the most.
  • James Franco would play him in a movie about his life. I totally agree…James Franco is a beauty.
  • He doesn’t have Facebook.
  • He used to like being a dinosaur for Halloween.
  • He likes Milky Way.
  • He sends 20-30 texts a day.
  • He wants to win the Rocket Richard.
  • He doesn’t like Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks.
  • The biggest TV he has is 52 inches.
  • He needs a new suit.
  • Before going to sleep he eats and watches TV.
  • Hahaha…the next one said… “Don’t mess with me when I’m…? Serious.” Bahahaha you’re always serious silly Jonathan (:
  • His favorite author is Dan Brown.
  • He has three pairs of sneakers.
  • No superstitions.
  • When he was 10 he had a crush on Posh Spice.
  • He can’t stand Kim Kardashian. JToews, you are perfect ❤
  • Best road town is LA.
  • For room service, he gets fruit and eggs, and ice cream for Kaner (:
  • He yells at his TV when there’s nothing good on. Bahahah wow. “Damnit TV! Why isn’t anything good on! What is this shit?!”
  • Favorite restaurant is Joe’s Seafood Steak and Stone Crab in Chicago. I don’t know if that’s one place or two but okay.
  • People say he looks like…”some dude from Glee…?” I’m currently trying to figure out which one it is. Maybe “Finn” (I don’t watch Glee so yeah)…? His name is Cory Monteith. Yeah he’s not as cute as Tazer, if that’s who people are talking about.

YAY (: Now you know more random facts about Jonathan Toews. I’m sure you are quite thankful for that. Okay…if my stupid computer doesn’t go stupid I’m going to find some pics and if not we shall do this another day.

IT WORKED. Feast your eyes on my husband (:

HIS BUTT IS SO LARGE AND STUFF. Like…damn are you trying to one-up Sidney on his “so humongous big” ass?


Oh hi, this is my husband and my child. You jellllllly?

And this is Tazer and…I think it said his cousin. But awwww it’s just…awww!

Mkay this is old, obviously, Adam is there. But Tazer in a suit! So cute!

Okay I’ll stop.

Sooo the Caps play Buffalo tonight which is kind of scary because we’ve sucked against them in the past but I have hope and perhaps Nick can score his 100th career goal tonight? Ya? Speaking of which Monday I’m going to practiceeeeeee! And I hope this time I’ll meet Nicky and all will be swell. And I can take pics with my new camera and then post them and they won’t be shitty and they’ll be closer than usual! Yay!

Alright, I’m off to watch the Caps. And then the Hawks are on at 8:30 but it’s not on TV so I’ll be looking for a stream online or just keep tabs on my Gamecenter thing. Au revoir!

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Hello friends. So, since I was here last, the Washington Capitals continue to be up and down. It seems like the only win against Canadian teams, no? At least these days they do. Sid the Kid is back on IR, everrrrrryone has a concussion, Cody Eakin is back in Hershey, Papa K is about to play his 1000th game tonight, little Swede is playing his 100th, Nick is 2 goals away from 100 career goals, Neuvy’s got a little swagger back, Chicago is doing awesome lately, Edmonton is doing quite the opposite, and yeah.

I feel like sharing pics today, though. Not in a talking mood. I feel like that ^^ summed it up pretty well and if I missed anything, well, I’m sure you guys already heard about it.

Tooooons of pics and gifs. Here we go.

Grrr. Tyler Bozak says, “click on me! You won’t regret it!” (:

So, I’m wondering when they’ll call up my Braden. I know he hasn’t been doing that great recently, but, I miss this face! And I’m deeply saddened by the fact that I had an opportunity to meet this lovely man and probably walked right by him in search of Jonathan Toews. Shame on me! Granted, that was a once in a lifetime thing, because really, when would I ever meet JToews again? Who knows! And daily I look at the picture on my dresser and do the happy dance because that was the best day ever. But enough about me…I MISS YOU BABY GOALIE.

So, HBO 24/7 has restarted, and I watched it even though I dislike these teams. But they’re honestly really funny. I love Bryz.  He’s so…thoughtful and different and I just want to adopt him. And Anisimov. And Callahan’s grandma.

Yesterday, the Washington Capitals and the Wizards and Mystics delivered presents to kids in the DC area. And someone was kind enough to take a picture walking behind Wardo, Carly, and Nicky, and post it on Tumblr, where I took it to share with you people. You’re welcome. (:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Eaks is like, “Derp.” And Nick is like, “Ignore him. Ignore him. Ignore him.” And sexy Stecksy is in the background talking to Chimmers so this must be camp last summer. But still. Eakin’s face is priceless.

I give to you…hipster Eakin and a lion. Eaks looks cute with the hat and glasses! But any other time he’s just eh.

Guess what…we’re still not done! I’m so generous today!

 You must click on this. It’s a reason why Jordan Eberle and I are meant to be. And if you aren’t good at reading lips, he says, “I love to nap.” I LOVE TO NAP TOO! Napping is like, my favorite thing ever. Other than hockey, of course. But still. We’re soul mates. (:

Okaaay, one more I promise.

Mike Green and child. That kid looks so happy. I’d be happy too. By the by Michael, do you only own ONE sweater? I swear he was wearing that when I met him last season. With some glasses and loafers. Typical Mike.

Okay, so I was going to end it, buuuuuut I just realized there’s no Jonathan Toews in this little spam of randomness and that is not acceptable. So here you go. Jonathan Toews. (:

Aw, that’s better. I’ll never forget you again, Captain Serious (:

Well, that concludes today’s…random post of randomness. Hope you enjoyed it! Let’s go Caps tonight! And during intermission I’ll be running into my room to watch the Hawks/Pens game! Go Blackhawks! Yay!


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