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Short post because I felt like it. Nothing too fancy tonight, though. Next up will be Tazer Tuesday, I pinky promise.

So, my kick-ass captain Alex Ovechkin scored his 400th career goal Friday night! And tonight, although the game itself kinda sucked, he scored number 401, 30th of the season.  I don’t ever want to see anyone talking shit about my captain again, because he is the bees knees. The. Bees. Knees. Hidden amongst Ovi’s milestone on Friday was the fact that my favorite hockey player Mr. Nick Backstrom had 4 assists, and briefly took over the lead in the NHL.  Unfortunately stupid Sidney reclaimed that title, but whatever.  I believe in Nicky’s abilities.  Tonight was a royal suckfest, at least for our D and kinda sorta my baby love Braden Holtby.  A lot of Caps fans are hopping off the Holtby-train, but I’m still a fan.  I have faith in him.  I understand he’s not doing the best he can right now, but I don’t think he’s completely to blame.  I just hope he gets his groove back soon.

I’m currently watching 24/7 Leafs & Red Wings.  You should watch it.  I don’t really have any strong feelings towards or against these teams. I do love Pavel Datsyuk, he’s pretty freakin amazing.  There’s some cuties on these teams, I’m noticing.  Some hidden gems.  And Carlyle reminds me of Bruce Boudreau.  I don’t think I’ve mentioned this yet since returning, but Winter Classic 2015 is being hosted by the Caps, and I could not be more excited.  24/7 Caps & mystery hockey team?  Bring it.  You best believe I’ll be there, wherever there is, freaking out. -OMG PAVEL IS TALKING THIS IS RARE//PHANEUF(sp?) LOOKS LIKE BROOKS-

Okay. This is it. I’m tappin out. Enjoy your Saturday evening/Sunday, and see ya on Tazer Tuesday! (In the Leafs/Pens segment where a Leaf ties it, someone in the celebratory hug says, “Ya fuckin animal!” and omg there’s a penalty 4 on 4 and the ref says “Fuck both you guys!” Damn. Refs get intense. Okay that is all now JK THE CAPTAINS ARE TALKING AND DION SAYS “YOU HIT ME FROM BEHIND, SID” AND SID SAYS “NO I DIDN’T…I NEVER HIT ANYBODY OMG SIDNEY STOP I’M DYING. Okay, now I’m done)

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Reasons Why I Love…the Capitals #7.

RWIL! Look at me posting all the segments with the abbreviations.  I’m on a roll.  Please watch this video from Monumental Network and enjoy the adorableness that is the Washington Capitals.

http://www.monumentalnetwork.com/videos/washington-capitals-2013-holiday-card

Bullets, anyone?

  • I hate Ovi’s mustache.
  • I love Ovi’s robot Christmas sweater.
  • Brooks is playing the drums and Greenie is playing guitar? Isn’t it normally the other way around? …JK I’m stupid Green isn’t even playing guitar that’s Troy…Green’s got that cowbell thing
  • Troy Brouwer is my fave.
  • Is that Volpatti playing guitar behind Wardo?
  • TW is looking cute like always.
  • Troy is just hitting the guitar…or is that a bass? IS HE SLAPPIN DA BASS?!?! Oh my gosh, I hope it’s a bass.
  • AND I THINK HE’S WEARING UGGS I SHOULD RENAME THIS POST RWIL TROY OH MY GOD
  • Erskine with the baby xylophone and Nick fist pumping with the tambourine…I can’t
  • I love the end where they show you what it actually sounded like…Ovi singing and la la la-ing is too cute

And that is that. Caps-Flyers tomorrow at 3…I would give an arm and a leg to be there, but I guess I’ll settle for the sports bar down the street from my school. Hope you enjoyed the video!

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Hockey Players Are Attractive…Tom Wilson.

Just because there’s no game until tomorrow…

 

HPAA HPAA HPAA!!! This was always one of my favorite segments of FTLOH (wow I’m all about the abbreviations today) and now, because yours truly is back, I am very happy to be bringing it back. And who isn’t a better guy to start out with than the lovely Tom Wilson?!

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Look at this little beauty! I adore you, TW.

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He’s actually the cutest. I’m so glad GMGM is obsessed with him so that he’s with the Caps all year, even if he’s on the fourth line and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bA3V589zWM

Here’s a link to Tom getting pied in the face by Ovi after his first NHL goal! Ovi’s face actually kills me… Such as silly captain that one is.

Well, I guess that’s all for now. This is just a tidbit of the beauty that is Capitals rookie Tom Wilson. I highly recommend checking him out on twitter and/or instagram.  Definitely instagram. So yeah! Hope you enjoyed this.  I’ll start doing more in the future, and maybe look out for some Tazer Tuesdays again…? (: Have a wonderful evening, readers.

 

 

 

 

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…Oh. You’re still here? *wipes drool off chin* Hah. My bad. Goodbye for real now!

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Reasons Why I Love…Alexander Ovechkin #1.

I think this is one…if not oh well. So real quick, the Caps these days make me happy. I mean, sometimes they frustrate me, but then they make me happy again. Especially Vokoun. He’s been playing like five million bucks lately. Caps won tonight, Laich should’ve had the goal, Sasha cares, and little baby Russian got his first goal! His smile was so big! Now all I need is my little baby Czech to score a goal while he’s here and things will be wonderful. And I need Nicky to come back. OH AND WE’RE 3rd IN THE EAST 1st IN THE SOUTHEAST BITCHESSSSSS! I’m happy. Boston, pleasssse beat the Panthers tomorrow. Please. For me. Thanks. ❤

Okay. Enough about stuff. Now, my fucking flawless captain. Shall we?

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS BRILLIANCE! (If you could care less about this other guy rapping, Alex starts at 2:58 ish) It’s in Russian, yeah, but it’s still awesome! Look at his awkward dance moves! Listen to his funny Russian rap skills! This is perfect. Alexander Ovechkin, I love you with all of my being.

Welllll. That’s that! Once more I’m going to say how if you don’t have Twitter, make one and follow Nicklas Backstrom…which can be found at @backstrom19. And while you’re at it, follow his absolutely hysterical brother Kristoffer…@kbackstrom85 . And then follow their and Greenie’s Canadian friend who they tweet at and goes to Caps games a lot who is also funny Paul… @paul_dubs. And yeah!

OH BEFORE I GO! Look at this picture that I took off of Twitter of Sasha and Vokes. It’s cute. Enjoy, and au revoir!

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Block Shots Your Face!

Helloooooooo there. I’m posting early today since I’m home and feeling like crap. I don’t really know how the Caps were doing the last time I blogged…all I remember is being sad about Nicklas Backstrom, which I’m not anymore, because he’s 24 and entitled to a life and plus it’s not like I’ve even met him yet so you never know we could meet and fall in loooooooove. (; Wishful thinking. But anywhom, we won, we lost, we won. We should play Ottawa every day. Is that a possibility? Because Ottawa = win.

The Vokeswagon played pretty good except he was kind of far out of the net somewhat. Better than the kitten though. I think Vokoun should’ve played against Florida, but that’s just me. They jumbled the lines a lot…moving Sasha up to the first, and Brouwer to the second with MoJo and Halpy. But I really liked the second line…Halpy got that rebound and Troy got a goal…Troy had himself a Gordie Howe hattrick! And Nick scored, because he’s awesome. If he gets an assist tomorrow he’ll be at 30 points! He’s such an underrated hockey player. Carlson had another good game, and ALEXANDER OVECHKIN GOT THE MOOOOVES LIKE JAGGER. Oh my gosh, I need to find that goal. It was perfecto. He had tons of chances which you know, are good because it means sooner or later he’ll score and by golly he did! He had the little wrap around the net move and then he was at the point and then he stopped, pretended to slap it and then snapped it and it was just awesome. A glimpse of old Alex was seen.

Apparently TSN was hating on the Caps. I’d looooove to hear what they said after we turned it around and Alex scored. He was their 2nd goal of the week or the night or something for his goal yesterday.

Mike Green also came back…on Twitter. (Hence the strange blog title) He’s the funniest person and oh my goodness you need to make Twitter just to follow him. Last night he was hysterical.

Annnnnnnnd what else. Oh Carolina finally won. And the Ducks won the other night too woooo yay Bruce! But I think he scratched babyface that night. There’s a bunch of pretty decent games on tonight, like Chicago and the Isles. I’ll be watching that…if it’s on, which it probably won’t be.

OH OH OH! NHL REALIGNMENT! Caps are now in a conference with the Pens, Flyers, Isles, Devils, Rags, and Canes. Which is cool because three of those teams kind of suck. And we’ll get to see them more often, and games against Pitt especially are always fun to watch.

BUT WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS IS EVERY OTHER CONFERENCE WE’LL PLAY HOME AND HOME GAMES. Like, we’ll go to Chicago, and then they come here at some other time! YESSSS! More opportunities to see all the west coast teams I’d like to see, like Chicago (again and again and again), and Edmonton, and the Ducks, and yeah.

I don’t feel like posting pictures or anything today. So yeah. Au revoir!

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Somewhere, Hearts Are Breaking.

…but not mine! That’s right readers…it’s been brought to my attention that one of my beloved Caps has a girlfriend, and of course it’s Alex Ovechkin! When does the man NOT have a girlfriend? And his girlfriend would be none other than young, blonde, Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko. I’m actually surprised…she’s really pretty. Alex’s previous gals have been a little, well, you know. Typical of what athletes are interested in. But Maria’s really pretty. It’s adorbale how Alex called her his “queen”. Hearts of females, young and old, from DC to Russia, are definitely breaking this afternoon. Men envy Alex, and others think he’s a complete idiot. I’ve read on Twitter people saying, “forget the girl Ovi, stick to playing hockey. You suck this year.” Or something along those lines. As far as I know that’s the only Cap recently with a girlfriend. I see you all frantically searching for players. No news yet…you know I’d be the first to post something! …Update…guys, if you’re searching for stuff based off what you read on some bullshit site “talksports” or whatever about players, I’m pretty sure it’s all fake. People just want to be the first to say stuff. And I’m sure most guys, unless you’re Alex, hide their personal lives anyway. So don’t fret. I’m sure your hockey man is single. (:

So last night was the first game with Dale. And we lost. But it looked like we were trying. (Nicklas Backstrom, fuck yeah!) Like the guys and Dale and Vokes said, there weren’t really any odd man rushes or breakaways so that’s cool. I didn’t like the second goal the Blues got. Vokes needs to park himself in that net. I wonder who will play Thursday…probably Vokoun. It IS the Penguins. Who, by the by, lost yesterday muahaha. Crosby had two assists but whatever. He hasn’t scored since they played the Isles with the sucky goalie. So that’s cool.

Boudreau said in an interview thing on the radio he had no beef with Ovi and they had a good relationship, and also somewhere else he mentioned that he thinks of Green as a son. Green, the asshole, while he said BB was a good coach, he said him being fired was necessary. Wasn’t shocked, like everyone else. Michael, you know I love you, but seriously? What a douche move. And he didn’t even start practicing until Dale showed up. Ugh he frustrates me. Everyone’s really pissed at him for saying those things. BB MADE you Green. With the Bears, the Caps, everything. Stop being a douche.

I’m not happy and I feel like crap and I can’t even look for pictures of Jonathan Toews without my computer freezing 😦 Why am I hated? Oh well. I’ll find something to post Friday about the Pens/Caps/whatever else. I’m off to listen to my iPod and stalk the personal lives of hockey players (; Au revoir!

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Warning: Rants and Jonathan Toews Ahead.

Exactly what the title says…I’m going to rant for a quick moment and then turn my frown upside down with a little Toews spam/a few other people.

Okay. The Washington Capitals piss me off. I don’t know what’s up with our defense and our offense and our goaltending and coaching and why we can’t move our legs but we suck. THAT BEING SAID…I’m tired of fair-weather fans and people always blaming everything on Alex. Yes, I think he needs to be more responsible or more of a leader or have his C taken off his jersey, however, I’m not blaming every little loss or thing we do wrong on him. So he doesn’t score every night. You’re going to sit there and say because he didn’t contribute it’s his fault we lost tonight to Buffalo? Uhm, perhaps we were watching different games, or thinking of different people named Alexander Ovechkin. Because the Alex I’m talking about isn’t a defenseman. His main job on the ice isn’t to protect the goalie and the puck in our zone and stop the other team from scoring. Yes, maybe he should forecheck and help out, but he’s not a fucking defenseman. Stop blaming things like that on him, and look at Roman Hamrlik who is about as useful as me, who can’t ice skate and is afraid of getting hit by the puck so I’d be running the other direction. And our goalies need to stop letting in soft goals. And we need to move our feet, and get some fucking confidence, because feeling sorry for yourself doesn’t do shit. Things need to change. And fans need to stop being assholes. I’m frustrated too but for goodness sake I’m a fucking Capitals fan and yeah we can’t win every game and we may look pathetic sometimes but damnit I’m still a Caps fan and I stand by my team. But like I said before, things need to change. And that’s that.

Okay. Rant over! Who wants to see some Jonathan Toews?! I know I do…I need his lovely face in my life right now…

Hopefully this will make you smile, because it makes me smile. He’s so derpy, I love it. Derpathan. Your facial expressions are wonderful.

NOOOOooooo! Click it! Best gif ever!  (I say that everytime they don’t work, have you noticed?) It really is though, just because Patrick Kane’s face is funny. You must click it right nowwwww!

 Mmm. You know you like this one. He’s practically shirtless, minus the vest!

Damnit! Click this one too…he’s all seductive like (;

This concludes my Tazer spam. Now…

 Frolik being adorable! Those eyebrows are lovely.

Bruins (not moving) gif from the game yesterday against the Wings! Cliiiiiiick!

 And finally, my baby goalie boo! Who beat the baby Pens yesterday and had a wonderful celebration afterwards…which I looked for but couldn’t find a gif of and my search didn’t get too far anyway because it closed the page. Oops.

Anywhom, I hope you enjoyed the second part of my post…the first just had to be said. Until next time!

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